Checks out. You want to know why it is what it is? You don't
Alright, you probably do. I'd never misdirect my audience, or write jokes, or smoke weed, or.. alright you get the jist. No point to this blog otherwise. I'll also retract the header, as the kids say, live in the moment.
If someone asks if you took their weed, say yes- if you took it. If someone demands to see where you have it, if you took it, show them. But examine their intention behind it. If it's to see for themselves, if you in fact are took it, have it, haven't smoked it- let them, at least that's what I'd do. Yesterday I failed that part of what I call don't ask don't tell-dumb people. And by dumb I mean really bad at trying to scheme. And because of it I'm out a nugget of good weed and a nugget of Oscar from sesame street looking weed.
I didn't go for the Oscar weed, I went for a beautiful leaf with magic powers, something untouched by american farmers or machines,the fronto leaf. It was good Sunday after all, for smoking blunts. What I left with was a fun exchange with an amateur pocketer. Someone trying to use my beloved honesty against me, or attempted to. You know when a guy get's handsy with the ladies, they're up to no good, when a guy who deals weed that resembles my turd- gets handsy with your pristine upper middle class weed- they're also up to no good.
Mistakes happen and we psychologically are keen on free samples. If someone is either so giving or stupid to walk around and leave a topless container with weed just be aware others can and honestly should stick their hands in the cookie jar and take it, even if it looks like pebbles in a koi fish pond. The fun part is when you have that sliver of an idea that maybe it's a trap to get someone to go for the bait. Only to press you if you speak up and even if you don't. That's what happened here as an excuse to touch my private school raised Mary Jane. It didn't go far and being white has it's perks of having the hood underestimate your ability to stick up for yourself.
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