Step 1: Find a meteorologist, Step 2: coerce Kevin Heart, Step 3: tell her \
We all need a life full of fucking. Saying it, doing it, and doing it to yourself. But nothing would triumph fucking your half friend half nemesis' mom. Nothing. That's why me, a 25 year old who fucks on average the same number of girls as number of fingers on my hand, tech sales nerd douche is going to accomplish the equivalent of that life we all wish Kevin had.
Goal- What I dream of saying to any girl I score at 3am on a random Wednesday. Except my mission goal will be to talk and flirt with one a day, and I mean flirt like I'm a combination of cupid and Harvey Weinstein and Obama, cause my dick has a brotha size. 12
I'm not sure what step 3 is but changing my boring life will happen by fooling around with the Rock's mom. I'll even say if we conceive the kid/mineral will be named mr.pebble after allthose
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