Feeling like trash, out of snacks, and stuck inside

Also I think I've been a little conceited, general air of superiority going around me like horseflys to 60% of downtown Austin. Not sure why, I'm a 25 year old unemployed salesperson, who is starting to look like the penguin from Batman with no plan in place. I'm trying to make jokes but it's because sometimes my communication with others can be skewed towards cocky, I like it don't get me wrong but like this writing Youtube channel I listen to: time and place matter.