Crowdstrike didn't have any need for layoffs, they has a need for one layoff, me. I should cover an article on the nature of getting fired, but that's work, and I don't do work- that's why I'm always getting fired. Also I need energy to do work, and food gives me energy, and I have no food- so the little energy I have will need to be used to go get food, so I can't grab an article from news.
But I see my company's employee size vs the stock and think we're a high output, then realize I'm just underpaid. efficient machine, why? process, for fucking real, and I need to read the Holy grail on books for it again cause good g-o-d it's nice having one.
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